κάτι για τα ευκόλως εννοούμενα...

Δεν σας το έχω πει αλλά παράλληλα με το μπλογκ ξεκίνησα και το τουίτερ. Είναι ωραία έχει πλάκα. Κάν' τε κι εσείς άντε. Θα σου ποστάρω ένα τουιτ τώρα (καμία σχέση με τα κλασσικά τουιτς μη σε μπερδέψω κιολας). Λίγο κλισεδούρα και παιδικό, το ξέρω, αλλά μου άρεσε. Πάρτο

On Friday 12th November 2010 @EpicTweets said

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b●tch.

I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I’m AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I’m A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be gothic.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I’m WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big c●ck.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I’m ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I’m a MODEL, so i MUST be stuck up and a b●tch.

I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I’m POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I’m BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

I’m a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

I DO DRUGS, so I must be making nothing of myself in life.

I’m SHORT, so I must be a MIDGET.

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST eat frogs.

I’m BI, so I MUST like every guy I see.

==>Stop Judging<==